In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Hayseed (1997)
09/17/1997 (CA)
01h 33m
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Jamie Shannon
Gordie

Deborah Theaker
Judy
SB
Stuart Bailey
Andy Warhol
CB
Christine Bellini
Marge

Paul Bellini
Gordie's Dad

Sarain Boylan
Heidi
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Bruce Deller
Mr. Black Laquer
MH
Marc Hickox
Emile

Elva Mai Hoover
Auntie Charity