Malcolm McDowell

Eddie Van Helsing

Iggy Pop

Victor

Henry Rollins

Rockin' Roger

Alice Cooper

Bartender

Jessica Paré

Jennifer

Dave Foley

Jeff

Moby

Beef

Rob Stefaniuk

Joey

Alex Lifeson

Border Guard

Dimitri Coats

Queenie

Paul Anthony

Tyler

Mike Lobel

Sam

Chris Ratz

Hugo

Nicole de Boer

Susan

Barbara Mamabolo

Danielle

Carole Pope

Club Bouncer

Calico Cooper

Waitress

Adam Kenneth Wilson

Anand Rajaram

Joe Pingue

Danny Smith

Jerry

Rob Stefaniuk

Director

Stephannie Hawkins

Stunts

Rob Stefaniuk

Writer