Personal Info

Known For

Acting

Known Credits

139

Gender

Male

Birthday

1969-04-02 (56 years old)

Place of Birth

Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Also Known As

John Patrick-Thomson
John Thompson
John Patrick Thomson

John Thomson

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

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Known For

7.1%

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Sep 15, 2005

5.9%

Grimsby

Feb 24, 2016

6.3%

Inkheart

Dec 11, 2008

8.2%

Skins

Jan 25, 2007

7.9%

The Gentlemen

Mar 7, 2024

6.4%

The Man Who Knew Too Little

Nov 14, 1997

7.0%

24 Hour Party People

Feb 13, 2002

7.5%

Midsomer Murders

Mar 23, 1997

7.5%

Death in Paradise

Oct 25, 2011

8.5%

Brassic

Aug 22, 2019

7.6%

Father Brown

Jan 14, 2013

7.6%

Silent Witness

Feb 21, 1996

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Acting

2025

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain

2024		The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
2024		The Gentlemen as Frank
2024		Too Good to Be True as Geoff

2023

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy as Self

2022		Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
2022		Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
2022		Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
2022		Bridge of Lies as Self - Participant
2022		Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
2022		Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
2022		Dodger as Farmer Grundles

2021		Last Train to Christmas as Vic
2021		The Weakest Link as Self
2021		Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
2021		Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
2021		Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant

2020		Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
2020		The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Himself, Various Characters
2020		Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
2020		McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly

2019		Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
2019		Brassic as Colin Popov
2019		7 Up & Me as Self
2019		Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
2019		This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley

2018		The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
2018		Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
2018		Shane the Chef

2017		Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
2017		Dying Laughing as Self

2016		Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
2016		Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016		Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
2016		Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
2016		Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
2016		Billionaire Boy as Len

2015

Fungus The Bogeyman

2014		Northern Soul as Terry
2014		Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self

2013		The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
2013		Through the Keyhole as Self
2013		Through the Keyhole as Self - Panelist
2013		Dementamania
2013		Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
2013		Catchphrase
2013		Pulp as Dave Burns
2013		Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
2013		Father Brown as John Banks
2013		Help Point as Stephen

2012		Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012		Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself

2011		The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
2011		Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
2011		Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
2011		Sooty as The Boss
2011		The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
2011		The Lock Up as Narrator

2010		The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
2010		The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw

2009		Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
2009		Big Top as Geoff
2009		Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009		Angela and Friends

2008		Inkheart as Darius
2008		Celebrity Juice as Self
2008		All Star Mr & Mrs
2008		Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self

2007		Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007		Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
2007		Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007		Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
2007		Skins as Sam Brooks

2006		Ghosthunting With...
2006		New Street Law as Charlie Darling
2006		The Dealer as Bat

2005		Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005		8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
2005		Monkey Trousers

2004		Blackpool
2004		Fat Slags as Foreman

2003		Celebrity Mastermind
2003		Celebrity Mastermind as Self - Contestant
2003		Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
2003		The Terry and Gaby Show
2003		Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2002		Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
2002		24 Hour Party People as Charles
2002		Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self

2001		Station Jim as Harold
2001		Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
2001		Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
2001		Murder in Mind as Alan Squires

2000		Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
2000		Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

1999		The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999		Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Himself
1999		It's Only TV But I Like It as Self

1998		You Are Here as Peter Keggy
1998		The Fast Show Live
1998		Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
1998		Up 'n' Under as Stan
1998		Roger Roger as Barry

1997		The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
1997		The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
1997		Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem

1996		Pond Life
1996		Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
1996		Roger Roger as Barry
1996		VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996		Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull

1995		Coogan's Run
1995		Crapston Villas
1995		The World of Lee Evans as Customer
1995		Dangerous Lady
1995		Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995		The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan

1994		Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
1994		Ready Steady Cook as Self - Guest
1994		The Fast Show as Various Characters
1994		Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994		Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
1994		Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
1994		Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
1994		The Day Today as Treasurer
1994		Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various

1993		Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
1993		Shooting Stars as Self
1993		Harry as Royo

1992		The Dead Good Show as Various
1992		The Weekenders as Policeman 1
1992		Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
1992		Men Behaving Badly as Ken

1991		Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991		Paul Merton: The Series
1991		Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn

1988

This Morning as Self

1964

Top of the Pops as Self - Host

1952

Flower Pot Men

Directing

2019

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm as Director

Writing

2020

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Writer

1994		The Fast Show as Writer
1994		Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Writer